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Posts Liked by Cpt.Sarcasm

Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

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Please don't text me. If you need to talk to me, please call me so I can send your ass to voicemail.

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I look forward to never seeing you again.

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I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you're a fucking moron is considered inappropriate & is frowned upon and I was raised better than that.

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I miss a lot of things but none of them are you.

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I can be easily switched on or off...who needs a remote!

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If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

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He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him and I'll ask him again when he wakes up. ..

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