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We all have our little secrets,
it's just some are a little bigger than others.

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Sorry, I accidentally put your baby in a box and mailed it to North Korea.

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The best thing to do, while you're waiting to get over an ex, is to imagine hyenas nibble on his skull.

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When people start praying before a meal,
I close my eyes and imagine how cold my food is getting.

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I ain't addicted to the Internet.
I only surf when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time,
any time,
all the time...

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Here, hold my
dignity..

I've got some
sketchy shit to do.

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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

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happiness (noun)

When you roll onto the warm spot your laptop left in your bed.

Also see: loneliness

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