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DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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I didn't text you.
Vodka texted you.

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i don't know what your problem is, but i bet it's hard to pronounce

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I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

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