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On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

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A perfect person may not exist, but you're my definition of perfect.

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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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In other words, don't let my good nature and sense of humor make you forget or underestimate my dark side. Don't think because I'm kind, that I'm a fucking pushover.
That would be a mistake.

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I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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