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Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

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Life is like riding a bike.

To keep the balance you must keep moving.

41

life is simple

people are complicated

136

This long distance relationship
isn't going to work.
Fridge, you're moving to my bedroom.

29

When you
love someone,
don't expect them to love you as much as you do..
but love them so much that they don't want to be loved by anyone except you •

46

I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you; and I choose both.

242

Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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Do you remember, back in the fall, we'd be together all day long. Do You Remember, us holding hands. In each other's eyes we'd stare. (Tell me)

Do you remember the time, when we fell in love. Do you remember the time, when we first met.

9

A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking." The man says, "I am in the process of quitting. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one." "What's phase one? asked his friend. "I've quit buying."

8

I'm sorry for sleeping with your girlfriend. I sent you a farmville gift. Are we okay now?

11

i keep my mind busy

so i don't think about you

9

When you're
thankful of what you have, you are always rewarded with more..
try to stay positive and things will get better •

7

it hurts because
i love you

8

I can't give you anything but love, Baby...

10

Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he's ever laid eyes on.

13

Falling in love is easy.
Staying in love requires dedication, understanding, forgiveness, great sex-often, showing support even if you may not agree, silly flirting, random compliments, exposing your weaknesses and trusting those weaknesses will never be used against you. True Love Takes Work.

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Smart has the brains, but stupid has the balls.

20

A true friend accepts who
you are, but
also helps you become who
you should •

33

instead of bitching about it, fucking do something about it

7

some people can't help themselves from being assholes

9

i love you with all my butt, i would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

32

It hurts when you have someone in your heart, but you can't have them in your arms.

63

Woman
is like a fruit..
every fruit has its own taste, sweetness and colour..
the problem with men is, they love
fruit salad •

37

Love is..

..difficult to find

..easy to loose

..hard to forget

..but wonderful to have

39

Don't waste your time trying to get people to love you..
spend your time with those who already do •

34

a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

138

i loved.
i lost.

- and i survived.

76

when I see you I feel scared to touch you, when I touch you I feel scared to kiss you,
when I kiss you I feel scared to hug you,
when I hug you I feel scared to love you,
when I love you I feel scared to lose you ....

48

a quiet man is a thinking man.

a quiet woman is usually mad.

13

you can't see my tears when it is raining

14

I'm actually a very nice person, until you piss me off.

11

when someone hurts you cry a river build a bridge and get over it

9

when someone says "expect the unexpected"
slap them in the face and say "you didn't expect that did you?"

15

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be.

11

You planted roses in my heart, daisies in my mind, lilies in my eyes, and you left them all to die

5

No regrets.

Just lessons learned.

11

It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember

13

I fell in love with your personality. Your looks are just a bonus.

90

WE NEED:
MORE FUN
MORE MUSIC
MORE SLEEP
MORE LAUGHTER
MORE HUGS
MORE TOGETHERNESS
MORE SMILES
MORE KISSING
MORE BLISS
MORE PASSION
MORE LOVE

49

i love you not only for what you are, but for what i am when i am with you

120

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

173

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

227

TRUST ME
YOU CAN
DANCE

- Vodka -

26

Loving
someone
who doesn't
love you back
is like hugging
a cactus..
the tighter you hug the more it hurts •

51

"Need new haters, the old ones are starting to like me".

87

one of the worst thing you can lose is your imagination

11

sometimes my dreams are so weird that I wake up afraid of myself, does that happen others or is it just me?

9

story of my life:...
I don't know I am not finished yet, I am still writing it

9

Har du någon gång gått in i ett rum och sedan glömt varför du gick in där? Jag tror att det är så hundar lever sina liv.

3

am I the only one that thinks "I love you" & "Im in love with you" are two completely different things?

8

problem of the day:

having a song stuck in my head and I don't know the name of the song or the right lyrics

8

Never
blame any
day in your life..
good days give
you happiness,
bad days give
you experience,
worst days give
you a lesson •

23

It's
not about
winning or losing..
it's about enjoying life..
when you enjoy it, it does not matter if you win or lose •

42

Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

74

"Att gå omkring och känna hat eller bitterhet över någon eller något är detsamma som att låta det som du avskyr få bo helt gratis i ditt huvud."

3

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

4

Every guy thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Bullshit ! every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!

27

don't play with a girl's heart. she only has one.

play with her boobs.

30

Guys who try and pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls, if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it.

26

i don't like cupcakes, i love them.

1

livet kan suga riktigt mycket ibland !
men kom ihåg att det alltid finns någon som tycker om och älskar dig precis som du är !

2

I want
to sleep
but my brain won't stop
talking to itself •

32

My love is like a candle.

because if you forget me ill burn your fucking house to the ground.

36

Sex? No thanks, my life fucks me every day

117

please don't talk to me

i fall in love so easily

32

it takes a minute to crush someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone

but it takes a lifetime to forget someone!

19

love sucks.
true love swallows.

16

10 ways to break the ice
Does a new client leave your mind as frozen as a Hollywood actress’s forehead? Are you a non-stop motor mouth with your friends but totally tongue tied at work? Some people have the gift of gab; for others it’s an acquired skill. Either way, in this people-lovin’ business, it’s critical to be able to hold your own with the clients in your chair even if they’re reserved or difficult. Maybe you don’t have time to digest “The Wall Street Journal” and the “New York Times” every morning, but you do have to show up to work with something to say. Here are 10 ice-breaking tips to get the conversational ball rolling and keep it cruising in the right direction.

1. Ask questions that can’t be answered in monosyllables—unless the reply will lead to a follow-up you already have in mind. For example, a question like, “Have you always lived here?” can be responded to with a conversation-stopper like, “yes,” or “no,” but you can then easily move onto a more open-ended query like: “What do you like best about the neighborhood?” or “Where did you live before?”

2. It’s okay to put yourself in the conversation if it will ultimately switch the focus to the person in your chair. Asking, “Did you see George Clooney’s new film?” elicits a
”yes” or “no” and could go nowhere, while, “Seen any good movies lately?” sounds forced. Better to say something like, “I’m going to George Clooney’s new movie. What do you think of him?” Bringing yourself into the conversation invites dialogue instead of interrogation.

3. Talk about the weather only if it’s unusual. “Nice day, isn’t it?” doesn’t cut it, but, “How’s your neighborhood after that big storm?” leads to all sorts of interesting things.

4. Keep up with the news. Make a point of knowing what’s going on in the world and in your own city. You don’t need to be an international or domestic policy expert—your clients will like being able to fill you in--but you do want to sound like an informed citizen of the world.

5. Take a good look at the person in your chair and adjust your topic accordingly. Don’t talk Amy Winehouse to a Frank Sinatra client or Gaultier to a gal who’s all twin set and pearls. When trying to start a conversation, snap judgments can actually help. Look for clues (black nail polish or black cashmere?) and try to gauge your client’s tastes before starting the conversation.

6. There’s no taboo like an old taboo. Why? Because some of them still hold true—like never talk religion or politics (today those explosive topics can be riskier than ever.) Same goes for asking personal questions. (If she tells you she’s thinking about a facelift, the appropriate response is never, “So, exactly how old are you?”) It takes a lot of mutual good feeling to keep a client, but just one really tactless question to blow it.

7. Leave your troubles behind. No one comes to the salon to hear about your ex--that rat. However, they are probably eager to talk about the pond scum THEY just broke up with. Word to the wise here: listen, make sympathetic sounds, but avoid jumping into the pond scum dissing session. Otherwise, when kiss-and-make-up time rolls around and true love reigns once more, who’s going to seem like the rat? Y-o-u.

8. Listen/talk ratio? It’s the old 80/20, and don’t forget it. Your job is to draw your client out and make him or her feel comfortable and enjoy their experience in the chair. For the majority, this means the chance to be in the company of a good listener. If they’re looking for a monologue, they can go to a comedy club.

9. Control your passions. No matter how strongly you believe in chiropractic vegetarianism, UFOs, pre-emptive invasions, spinning or the power of astrology, keep a lid on it. If, on the other hand, the client wants to talk about HER passion, it’s best to feign interest even if you’re a non-believer. Responding to a question of, “What’s your sign?” with “I’m a Gemini” works better than announcing, “Oh, I’m not stupid enough to believe all that.”

10. When tongues get tied, compliments tend to loosen them. There’s always something nice to say about anyone. (Attila the Hun? Appealingly assertive.) Anyone is pleased to know someone else likes their earrings, watch, shoes, tattoos or taste in literature. Not only are you showing you approve of their choices, you’re also positioning yourself as someone who appreciates, and possibly shares, their tastes.

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When you feel that nobody loves you,
nobody cares for you,
everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you.
You should really ask yourself:

Am I too sexy?!

114

Put your "faith" between my legs.

238

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

363

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

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