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You look for someone with a pulse, and you find someone that makes your heart go berzerk

12

Love, is like a wild, domesticated, bear. Can cuddle, protect you, and in the next moment rip you apart, and you don't understand shit!

11

i hate you to the moon and back

3

Licking threesome

10

i don't fart, i wisper in my pants

13

"It's easy to take off all your clothes and have sex, people do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, futures, hopes, and dreams... that's being naked."

26

I don't know why people take me so seriously.
I never even know what i'm saying.

21

There's nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think "oh god, they're going to find me naked"

29

If i can't be weird around you... we can't be friends.

22

Why do people say "nice to meet you" before i've even said anything? How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an a$$hole.

16

I told you i'll be there in 5 minutes, stop calling me every half an hour!

23

Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

41

That awkward
moment when you fart, thinking nobody
else is around...

15

Apple: I look like a human heart. Mango: I look like a stomach. Grapes: I look like eyes. Banana: I don't like this game...

19

I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

44

Memories are wonderful to make, but sometimes painful to remember.

31

Just because
someone hasn't met
you in person and/or
doesn't know much
about you, doesn't
mean they don't care
about you.

61

Boldomatic:

The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.

46

Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?

50

Top ten things men understand about women.
1.
2.
3.
4.
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6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

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Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

45

Funny how we say "I drank a *pot* of coffee" instead of "I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"

24

I have a bold in mind i just don't know how to put it into words

5

To do list.

1. Learn to fly.

2. Fly away

3

If I say I believe in God, no one really cares,

if I say I believe in demons, they put me in a mental hospital.

27

Donate Blood!

Stops bloodshed!

6

To those who only repost--
PLEASE use your own mind!

12

Wanted to text you, but then I remembered we don't talk anymore...

19

Oh the heartbreaks of being a teenager.
Ha Ha Ha.
( you'll live through it. we all did )

3

People only care about you if you're hot,
if you're dying,
or if you open a pack of bubble gum.

12

Not full of get up & go so much as lay down & die.

181

I hope the
meatballs cum*
with extra sauce

13

The best people to be around, are the ones you don't have to cover up your scars to be around.

16

Whoever started the "cleaner than a baby's bottom" thing has never changed a diaper.

20

Yup, still highly attracted to nice guys.

15

I'm so special to have met someone as nice as you.

15

I recently read: "Age dosint dafine wisdome," and thought to myself, "spelling might."

15

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

386

Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person.

21

you are stronger than
you give yourself credit for.

16

Cause all of me / Loves all of you / Love your curves and all your edges / All your perfect imperfections Give your all to me / I'll give my all to you / You're my end and my beginning / Even when I lose I'm winning
Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you,

11

I'm happy that Boldomatic and YouTube exists.

Without them I wouldn't meet the most amazing personalities on our planet.

18

I'm going, I'm going where the water tastes like wine

Well I'm going where the water tastes like wine

We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time

7

Dear LOL: Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

21

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

396

Don't regret growing older.

It's a privilege denied to many.

12

To all fathers out there:

Happy Father's Day you mother f*ckers!

15

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

478

The best kind of dad
is the one you
laugh with, learn with,
disagree with,
change your mind with,
and always love...

The best kind of dad is you.

Happy Birthday

11

If It's meant to be, It will be.

11

We need more McDonalds!!!

6

i would date me.

Mainly because i put out

4

An opinion without 3.14 is an onion...

You'll understand.

12

What is a dad? A dad is a person who's loving and kind. Who so often knows what you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests and defends - a dad can be one of your very best friends. He's proud of your triumphs, but when things go wrong, a dad can be patient and helpful and strong. In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part - there's always a place for him deep in your heart. Thank You.. not only for the little things you've done, but for all the truly important gifts that only a dad could give. Happy Father's Day.

16

Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

74

If we were not meant to eat animals why are they made of food?

3

I use to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they like me.....

Now I look around and wonder if I like them!

4

i call it morning wood. she calls it breakfast in bed

9

Don't make me responsible for your orgasms

10

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it

13

It's funny how people you meet in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing.

33

having the most amazing dream ever

and then you're waking up to this shit life and wishing you could just go back to sleep

19

Procrastination -

A long word that people probably won't even read.

28

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

Don't be bad.

Except in bed, there you can be bad.

25

so you sat there and just told me everybody's personal business, and now you ask me how i'm doing? Hell, im fabulous and yourself ???

19

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

470

you can't see the future
with tears in your eyes!

12

True friends stab you
in the front

13

Hey, newcomers!
Don't give up on boldomatic! It can be a struggle in the begining, but don't give up.
Boldomatic needs you!

16

You can always make money but you can't always make memories.

45

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

16

There are times when silence has the loudest voice.

26

dysfucktional

a lousy lay!

8

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

928

lovers

that word really bums me out

..unless its between cheese and pizza

244

do you know when your knowledge become ignorance

10

A smile..or kind word.. maybe even a Thank u

13

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

590

experience is not
always a stepping stone to wisdom

8

Life's too short to waste time looking for the other sock.

24

The mini
heart attack
you get
when you
miss a step
going down
the stairs.

22

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

Leonardo da Vinci

8

*Friend request
accepted*
Let the stalking begin

11

Imagine if we could speak to animals.

...Maybe then spiders and people wouldn't be afraid of each other.

21

People are crazy. I mean, just look at me.

144

I love how on tv shows they'll easily remember someone they knew from 20 years ago.

And I'm just sitting there like - I don't even know what I did when I got out of bed this morning, how the fuck could you remember them?

8

when you feel the urge to correct someone for a mistake, focus that creative energy on a thought worthy of benefit to all humanity instead and bold it!

7

I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

26

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

Imagine if you could actually laugh your ass off.

34

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

Start where you are.
Use what you have.
Do what you can.

20

trust 'em as far as you can piss on 'em'

10

Apple: I look like a human heart. Mango: I look like a stomach. Grapes: I look like eyes. Banana: I don't like this game...

31

would you still believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

13

i miss my father.

5

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

1

I've said it once and I'll say it again: some people never stop disappointing you.

5

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

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Die with memories, not dreams.

19

your so fake barbies jealous

9

Hey
Guys,
I'm baack!

- Lazarus
dead poet
(not exactly!)

11

i am an
aspiring
future
dead
poet

alive

34

Spring is here!

Time to blind everyone with your pasty winter legs!

12

It would be easier for everyone to respect your privacy if you would stop shoving your privacy in everyone's face!

14

I would make a joke about your life.....

but I see your life beat me to it!

15

beauty
can never
exist without
passion

23

I'm living in a fantasy, so get your reality away from me!

14

Stop making a big deal out of the little things.

17

hotter n
hell

12

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

583

if i arrive beautiful

i ain't
leavin'

14

Why did I expect you to share in my happiness, when you haven't even found your own!

17

Me? Crazy?

I should get down from this unicorn and slap you!

30

you're two faced, fork tongued, turn a blind eye and a deaf ear all while giving the cold shoulder

what the heck did i see in you? love is truly blind!

11

we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

356

there's one point in life when the only way to care less and be happy is to stay intoxicated all the time.

so,
bottom's up and
here's your lime.

8

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

17

don't wait for the perfect moment.. take the moment and make it perfect

15

Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care

11

I wonder what people think when they hear "all natural"...

O.o

7

If you think about it, just about every word has two different meanings.

13

If no one thinks you
can

then you have to

20

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle that you know nothing about

Be kind

Always

6

fuck like a rabbit, sing like a hump back, wallow like a hippo and dance like your lawyer!

9

maybe people will like that cuz its stupid and it didnt take much thought

6

the question
is far more important than the answer

15

Sleeping is like dying

only shorter

12

Once in a while, the voice of reason has to be yours

8

you are what you do

not what you say you'll do

8

There's a time and place for everything.

Whatever you're thinking, yes.

13

friendship:

loyalty without reason

14

That wonderful, wonderful moment when you hit the person you hate the most full force in the face with a football accidentally.

It just proves that there is a God, and he is hard at work.

13

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

566

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

783

It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. we have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.
--Ricky Gervais

12

Feminism is the radical idea that women are people.

12

why does YOUR truth have to clash with mine?

12

cancel
write
preview

These three words are watched until you come up with a bold post that's amzing enough to make it public.

11

"Just one more bite."

*You say, as you eat the rest of it*

15

to
love
you
truly

i must first

truly
love
myself

11

Hate, just like love, is a language everyone understands

11

i complained that i had no legs until i saw a man who had no sneakers!

19

I hate the word Homophobia.
It's not a phobia. You're not scared. You're an asshole.

-Morgan Freeman.

15

if life doesnt go how you want, just do what dogs do.... piss on it

8

for
what
are you thirsting

8

do we even comprehend ourselves

7

Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

318

so much talk so little
understanding

7

Life is filled with many wonders.

16

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

462

You're afraid to die, and you're afraid to live. What a way to exist...

11

Today, my bunny is God.

13

boyz will be boyz and bitchez will be bitchez. fuck the bullshit, i want real. Suit up summer. quit the game and settle for fame. Put down the glass and rocks, define class, let the world be shocked. from rags to riches. i have my boyz so fuck them bitchez

6

rain
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |

14

live neither a regretful past nor a dreamy future but immersed in a loving and compassionate present

9

catch me in summer lights deep at night. firefly twilight, a resurrection from the city life. kisses cavelier from a country boys dream. the clockwork caresses familiar bon fire sheets. a calendar corrected similar to our hearts. take me back to the start

11

I'm dreaming of a white Easter!

Snowbunny

6

The things about beards; they kind of grow on you.

150

ninja

sex

6

To be in the 1%, you have to do what 99% won't.

288

laundry folding machine
or
disposable clothing
or
Eve, cough up that Apple bitch so we can run around naked again!

7

love all of humanity

don't search for the selfish love of just another human in the hopes that they will love you back, that is nothing but self centeredness!

7

absolut
sobriety

6

People don't like when you can see who they really are. And they like it even less when you show them.

17

Never trust a warm toilet seat

303

now i've got this feeling once again, i can't explain, you would not understand, this is not how i am

i... have become comfortably numb

26

If you can love the wrong person that much, imagine how much you can love the right one.

115

I'd rather die knowing I tried everything than live and not do anything !!!

2

kill them with kindness, smile as you squeeze the trigger !!!

1

No matter what kind of instant noodles you buy, they all taste like poverty and loneliness.

181

if you walk a mile in my shoes you'll end up at the bar.

199

They say that beauty is on the inside, but I've seen enough crime scenes to know that's not true.

160

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

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