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I want to hold treasurous things. I want to always have a surprise inside of me. I always want to have someone who loves me. I want to be a fridge.

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BOLDOMATIC IS AWESOME :)

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I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

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If I marry a Canadian, I've decided that the children will be raised metric.

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You're the jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup,
the glitter to my sushi,
and the ketchup to my icecream.

My point is, you're worthless.

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It's about who you miss at 2pm in the afternoon when you're busy, not 2am in the morning when you're lonely.

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The way to a mans heart is through his chest. With a knife.

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FRIDAY... my second favorite F word.

FOOD is the first, obviously.

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