Posts Liked by celdo14

DON'T WORRY
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME

I'm still kind of pissed that they never did tell us how to get to Sesame Street!

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Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

What happens in Vegas...
ends up on Facebook.

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.