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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond this morning.

101

WHAT YOU THINK
OF YOURSELF
IS MUCH MORE
IMPORTANT
THAN WHAT
OTHER PEOPLE
THINK OF YOU.

26

It's not about what they call you, but what you answer to.

15

maybe some people are meant to fall in love, but not meant to be together

14

Find the guy who turns to his friends and says "That's her".

26

Why fall in love when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same result?

34

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

327

FIGHT FOR YOUR WORLD,
NOT YOUR COUNTRY.

147

Everything in theory also works in practice.

In theory.

46

It doesn't matter if you see the glass as half full or half empty, it obviously needs a refill.

21

I speak fluent sarcasm.

21

sex is like a cosmopolitan.

when it's good it's great, but when it's bad it's still pretty good.

16

drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me

19

My parents are perfectionists

They made me

23

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

35

Common sence is not that common

8

politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation

12

EVEN THE BIGGEST FAILURE BEATS THE HELL OUT OF NEVER TRYING

24

SHOES,
BOOZE &
MEN WITH
TATTOOS

15

you are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success

act like it

33

always trust people who like big butts.

they can not lie.

65

It doesn't matter how old you are - if a ballon is about to hit the floor, you dive for that shit.

57

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.

21

Only God can judge me

8

Life is a beautiful struggle.

35

You can do anything, but not everything

10

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least

10

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain...

19

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

14

Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody is watching you.

53

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

14

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

533

Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie.

63

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

life is simple

people are complicated

136

All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

120

my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

136

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

325

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