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keith: please don't touch my thigh, my cock will rise like apollo 13.

me: wait...apollo 13 exploded though.

keith: that's the goal.

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so, i was sitting with keith on the couch. i was watching tv and he was busy with his phone. suddenly, i hear my phone beep from the kitchen. i go check who it is, it's from keith...

"please get me a beer and chips on your way back."

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SEX POEM

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggystyle & 69
Just for fun or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in

Roses are nice
Violets are fine
I'll be the six
If you be the nine

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i'm not a gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one.

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