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I'm sorry I don't take orders, I barely take suggestions.

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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
But, if the white runs out,
I'll drink the red....

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Ya know, drinking at home is so much better than the bar.

Why, you ask?

Because at home there isn't last call and I can also drink naked.

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Autocorrect has not yet learned how much I swear and how little I talk about ducks.

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I'm in a good place right now. Not emotionally. Just that I'm at the liquor store.

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We live on such a beautiful planet but in such an ugly world.

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“Ficken?“

“Das fragst du mich einfach so?! Der sexuelle Kontakt sollte ein magischer Moment sein.“

“Abrakadabra. Ficken?“

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'Beautiful'

Bitches love being called beautiful.

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