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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

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GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT NEVER GET CAUGHT

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy •

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I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I SO CAN'T WAIT TO BE ASHAMED OF WHAT I DO THIS WEEKEND!

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I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose •

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Everyday
is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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