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"Trust me,
you can dance!"

~Vodka

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I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm someones double vodka!

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Whenever I look at a book the remote bursts out laughing.

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When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

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A true gentleman always lifts the toilet seat after urinating so the piss will run off.

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Men who shave their upper body, armpits and legs, also shave their vagina.

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If your name is "Nancy", I'm not going to date you. Everyone knows it's just short for "Pregnancy".

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He said he was going to a party, and I haven't heard back. What if he's fallen into a vagina somewhere?!?!

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