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life should be more like hockey. when someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

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sometimes I whish I could think about nothing but the clapping monkey!

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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh no...she is awake!"

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I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

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If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

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