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How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? - C.B.

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The older you get the bigger those little decisions were.

20

I'm not pregnant but I'm eating for two, me and my inner bitch.

She likes tacos.

95

Eau
de
Fuck

69

I slept with your mom!
I slept with your mom!
I slept with your mom!

Shut up dad, you're drunk!

96

First days of spring seem to be the best drug discovered yet.

71

Everyone wants to be heard in their silence

131

It wasn't perfect,
it didn't make sense,
but that was the
beauty of it.

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