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How to talk to me when I'm in a bad mood:

Don't.

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I got 99 problems but I'm gonna take a nap and ignore them all

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If a woman says 'do what you want', do not what you want. Stand still, do not blink, do not answer, don't even breathe, just play dead.

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Never tell a girl she looks better with or without makeup, just tell her she looks nice and shut the fuck up.

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Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.

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Yeah I can take a joke, you're just not funny •

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CONGRATULATIONS

My tallest finger wants to give you a
standing ovation.

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life is short... eat dessert first

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When I was born I was so shocked that I didn't talk for, like, a year.

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That was funny.

But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

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Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

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Mirror:
you look cute

Front camera: what the fuck is that?!

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My week in a nutshell:
Monday
Monday Two
Monday Three
Monday Four
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

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Brains are awesome.

I wish everybody had one.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"?

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