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The most annoying thing about people is remembering you are one of them.

119

I moaned and complained once because I had no shoes...Then I met a man who had no feet...And I bowed my head with shame for my complaints

74

"On the journey to myself
I've been so many people."

139

I love sweatshirt season. Am I wearing a bra? Who knows. Am I wearing what I wore to bed under it? Maybe...

2

Years, lovers and glasses of wine should never be counted.

98

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

151

Time heals all wounds. Next!

- me as a doctor

21

MAY
YOUR
CHOICES
REFLECT
YOUR
HOPES
NOT
YOUR
FEARS

155

If you consider the price per kilo,
the powder in a Nespresso capsule should be white.

100

Feed me, slut.

- The cat

15

We broke up but she said we could still be siblings

- Game of Thrones

14

I'm only avoiding you because you stole my yogurt in a dream I had

91

I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.

156

Kiss me like your ex is watching

211

Get rich or drunk trying.

122

I like mysteries so I decided to become one.

137

My doctor told me to watch my drinking so I found a few places with mirrors behind the bar.

110

You can tell a lot about a person from the placement of their "carpe diem" tattoo.

18

If my nude body offends you so much then maybe you should go to a different supermarket.

23

Go away responsibilities, nobody likes you.

112

Lust is saturday night; Love is sunday morning.

180

I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

244

Better grab my dumbrella.

It's really stupid out there today.

294

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

179

"I'm not racist... but"

- a racist

30

does running away from my problems count as jogging?

278

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra fries.

219

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

148

Nipples don't lie.

- Winter

25

I'm not
afraid of heights.
I just don't like
clouds.

133

If we all pretend tomorrow is Sunday we might just get away with it.

172

You could've
got away with that
if you were hotter.

24

Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a gap of information.

27

Dear Sneeze,

If you're going to happen, happen.

Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

251

It's not a walk of shame if you leave with a moonwalk.

191

To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

241

The last insect that bit me is currently in rehab.

26

Some people are just like coins:
two faces
no value.

55

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

278

Dont make me choose between you and food because I would miss you.

333

Of course size matters.....

Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

218

Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.

191

I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

238

have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

280

my back is not a voicemail say it to my face

232

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll never love somebody the way I love you.

2

Be careful what you pray for: you just might get it.
Just Kidding!
You won't get it.

26

SO SCARED AND EXCITED

like when you have to poop and the bathroom is in Narnia

93

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

217

Drop pants
not bombs.

137

How do you politely tell someone you want them naked on top of you?

43

Atheists do it like no one is watching

36

It's not that I'm tired.

It's just that I don't like standing on my feet with my eyes open.

173

FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SO HARDCORE THEY EAT "PAIN" FOR BREAKFAST.

190

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

163

goosebumps.

when the soul comes too close to the skin, trying to burst free into the world, either in ecstasy or in fear

148

Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

193

sad people
love the rain
because they are
no longer crying alone

216

Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

284

less walls &
more bridges

163

'Trying to study maths but end up crying'

-an everyday saga

3

Leaving a cup of water next to a plant then letting it die shows the rest of the plants in the house I'm not about to put up with their shit.

15

My first kiss felt like a horse was trying to choke noodle soup.

14

Still can't get over the fact that I have to wait an entire year before I can dress up like a taco again.

16

I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

15

to be
OLD and WISE
you must
first be
YOUNG and STUPID

10

sometimes when i'm sad i remember your smile and i think now

you are smiling down from heaven

19

Volleyball is just a really
intense version of

"Don't let the balloon
touch the floor"

38

Depression is invisible. Depression is debilitating. Unless you are afflicted with it, you have no idea how hard it is to do even the simplest things. Please don't judge others for not being able to 'snap out of it'. That is not possible. It comes with guilt for not being able to participate in life:(

73

So sweet, so kind

Always on my mind

You are a dream come true

If only that you knew

That I love you a ton

Because I know that you,
are truly the one

53

I just don't know
what to say

I think of you every
night and day

I wish you were here

I wish I was there

I'd love to be with
you anywhere

86

Everything is always easier to get into than to get out of.

18

a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

138

my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

96

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

233

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

250

I WON'T STOP LOVING YOU.

4

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

270

The right person at the wrong time is the wrong person.

17

CINDERELLA YOU SLUT IT'S MIDNIGHT,
GET IN THAT PUMPKIN

15

Some people hit your life so hard that they leave a stain on your future.

33

Dance like nobody has eyes

Sing like nobody has ears

Party like you don't need your liver

22

who needs halloween costumes when everyone is already fake as fuck?

50

Don't cry because it's over; cry because you will never have sex with Mila Kunis.

8

If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

311

Mermaids better be good at giving blowjobs, just saying.

16

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

377

Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

531

The closest I get to church is making a woman scream, "oh, godddd."

85

Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

417

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

409

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

396

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

478

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

224

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

205

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

363

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

222

if you rearrange the letters in

MOTHER IN LAW

you get

WOMAN HITLER

184

"Be the porn you want to see in the world."

- Gandhi

19

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

Being a barista is tough. you have to deal with everyone before they've had their morning coffee.

116

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

328

LIFE WAS MUCH EASIER WHEN APPLE AND BLACKBERRY WERE JUST FRUITS.

9

i can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!

18

May I buy you a cocktail?

Alcohol is bad
for my legs.

Do they swell?

No. They
spread.

30

My love is like a candle.

because if you forget me ill burn your fucking house to the ground.

31

You have a face for the radio.

56

I don't have exes,
I have holes in the backyard.

55

It's my goal in life for all my exes to think of me as "the one who got away".

19

•|•

Keine Ehe, vor dem Sex!

16

A nude iPhone,

sexy but risky...

19

Do you buy your pants in sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off..

10

Just because I also wanted an orange bold post.

11

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND STOP SAYING LOL.

21

nothing
worth
having
comes
easy

20

When was the
last time you
did something
for the first
time?

38

Don't grow up, it's a trap.

70

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

283

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

273

in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

192

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

279

Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

295

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

459

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

270

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

312

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

539

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

577

It's too sleep to try to get some late.

3

The most obvious solution is to start drinking and dancing.

6

Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

231

Dip it in chocolate and it'll be fine.

121

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