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Posts Liked by boldster

When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

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Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

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You don't have a Valentine?

Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, so
SHUT UP!

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You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

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3 words to ruin a guys ego.
Is it in?

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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i just realized that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.

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When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

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