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Die einzigen Dates die ich gerade habe sind Updates.

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Sometimes, you just have to play the role of fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

131

politics

society's worst achievement and best failure rolled into one

54

I can still see.
I can talk,
and walk,
and cry, and laugh.
I can write,
I can try, I can hope...
You know what that makes me?

A real dick, sometimes.

23

Breaking News:

- Whatsapp
verschlüsselt neu
alle Nachrichten.

- NSA entlässt 2000
Mitarbeiter.

10

Wieso kann ich bei WhatsApp zwischen sechs verschiedenen Hautfarben wählen, aber nicht, ob mein Wein weiß oder rot ist?

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I wish I could clone myself so I could kill one and blame the other.

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Sex with me is awesome because it makes ice cream cones instead of babies.

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