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teeth:
because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge

95

promises
are immune to circumstances

57

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

144

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

136

DEEP,
DEEP DOWN I'M REALLY DEEP

46

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

153

life should be more like hockey. when someone pisses you off, you just beat the shit out of them, then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

97

paradise is always a long way from home.

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