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ain't it funny that someday i'll be a couple of photos you forgot to delete

97

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

108

The truth hurts only once

A lie hurts everytime you remember it.

150

That satisfying moment when you watch two stupid people argue then decide to tell them to pause so you can go get some popcorn.

71

Boldomatic is all about words and the people who create and share them.

57

Who're you when you log out?

17

If you think sunshine brings happiness, then you have never danced in the rain.

27

There's something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.

109

The risk I took was calculated..

But man,

I'm bad at math..

116

Count stars not money

15

Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry.

25

“Are all of natures greatest secrets encrypted in our own selves?”

38

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people

120

When I was a
baby, an evil fairy cursed me with
an expensive taste and no money.

113

I love you
as certain
dark things are
to be loved,
in secret,
between
the shadow
and the soul.

106

Even if your not successful in life, you are guaranteed to get two certificates.

86

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

10

I know there's only, only one like you

There's no way they could have made two

You're all I'm living for
Your love I'll keep for evermore

You're the first, your the last, my everything

6

I've never had a problem
that I couldn't make worse.

41

Trick or treat, smell my feet,
give me something good to eat.

60

it's a little known fact that fetishism existed long before mankind.

there was actually a small subgroup of dinosaurs that always wore high heels.

they were called myfeetaresoreus.

74

Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident. They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

114

Honesty
is better than sugar coated bullshit.

113

We are the last people standing, at the end of the night.

We are the greatest pretenders, in the cold morning light.

86

I guess North Koreans are so miserable because they have no Seoul.

36

you decide whether you're alone or by yourself.

it's just two different places in your head for the same thing.

101

I used to think you were my happily ever after, but now I've realized that you were only my once upon a time.

121

iPhone chargers should be called
"apple juice"

15

Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

135

Welcome to:
divorced happy.

14

I make mistakes my darling but you were never one

28

Just because you are offended, it doesn't mean you are right.

36

and then all of a sudden she changed.
she came back a completely different person with a new mindset, a new outlook, a new soul..

the girl that once cared way too much about everyone and everything, no longer cared at all

5

greet the world and everything in it with a new, beautiful breath of
fuck that

35

Breaking free from the world that I have created for myself.

26

If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

247

My New Year's resolution is to loose just enough weight so that my gut doesn't jiggle when i brush my teeth.

18

Sometimes you have to find the good in goodbye.

369

I think
i think
too much!

26

If you expect me to have a six-pack then I expect you to look like a barbie.

10

Evoke emotions with your writing.
Let them see worlds their eyes never will and remember lessons their minds will not forget.
Pour out your heart on the page so that they may soak it into theirs.

136

N'oubliez jamais

•Joe Cocker•

10

I don't know, let's try 'password'.

#sony

29

My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

237

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

201

a woman with a beautiful body is good for a night

a woman with a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime

25

A Blunt A Day

Keeps The

Drama Away

8

The good times are all gone, and I am aiming at moving on.

12

The best present isn't always a special thing, sometimes it's a special someone.

27

...As I look through the field of flowers, I come across the one that is shining the most.

9

holding hands is a promise to one another that,just for a moment,the two of you don't have to face the world alone.

23

And here starts another week without me being rich or famous.

182

Darkness

everywhere
Darkness

Now
it is like
deep
inside
me

14

Listening to your heart, finding out who you are, is not simple. It takes time for the chatter to quiet down. In the silence of "not doing" we begin to know what we feel. If we listen and hear what is being offered, than anything in life can be our guide. Listen.

13

Black friday:

because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

19

I believe in
DoG (s).

10

I have often been told I am an ancient soul.

Guess my body finally got jealous and is trying to catch up quickly.

23

Detours, roadblocks, roundabouts...

6

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.

163

It's "too" a.m. for me.

88

So absorbed in
memories, I forget
to make new ones.

21

Only trust people who like big butts.

They cannot lie.

221

Coffee so rich and black, Kim Kardashian would wrap her legs around it

59

See you all in church.

Just kidding, meet you at the bar.

176

This post is bitch black.

12

I
am
broken

You
are
broken

We
are
both
fucked up

Isn't it great?

16

Hell is
empty
and all the
devils are
here

18

* s * * r * * t * * s * *
* a * *

Look me in the

17

Tears
are
words
that
need
to
be
w r i t t e n

73

It's no secret.
It's just not your business.

50

Selfie is the proof that smartphone and internet have made people so alone that they don't find a friend who can take a pic.

250

The sincerity of your words should be shown through your actions, not the other way around

14

*Rumming* away from my problems.

12

K
C
U
F

47

at least we're not cruising on a river trying to spot Bigfoot or sell Meth

34

Apparently it's the bra's 100th anniversary this month.

Let's celebrate by giving it some time off...

19

Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

284

We're all so full of shit...

Let's fertilize the world!

24

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

270

Everything not saved will
be lost.

- Nintendo "Quit Screen"
Message

18

The world will only end once

122

Give me all of
your dreams
And let me go
along on your way
Give me all of your
prayers to sing
And I'll turn the night
into the skylight of day

2

Behind every "jk" is a little bit of truth.

13

Don't think you can read between my lines, cause you'll be analyzing empty space

17

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

Halloween is the only day that I applaud people for pretending to be someone that they truly aren't.

19

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else -

is the greatest accomplishment

277

I am game, not prey

16

The most obvious solution is to start drinking and dancing.

58

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

23

I gave you no reason to trust me, neither one to doubt me

Sorry to hear you chose the last option

18

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

238

If you're an astronaut, and you don't end every relationship by saying

"Look, I just need more space"

than you're wasting everyone's time.

37

You guys know the Bryan Adams song, "Summer of Mutual Oral Sex"?

11

Having a nice ass does not give you the right to act like one.

43

That refreshed
feeling after taking a shower.

12

Went from hot as hell to bored as hell,
guess I'm not sick anymore!

18

Just another Manic Monday!

9

Love is blind

because I poked its eyes out.

23

create
and make it
thrive.

2

Sometimes I feel useless but then
I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

394

I haven't been alone in years, not for one single day.

I wish I could say the same for being lonely.

14

Maybe we should just get married since we hardly ever have sex anyways

15

Do you think that it was god's joke to have men peak in their teens and women in middle age? Or was it a clever method of birth control?

8

Today will be our tomorrow's yesterday.

16

I actually do things like being
"joyful"
and
"happy"
quite a lot...

The reasons why are often frowned upon to say the least, but that's really beside the point

9

Dear algebra, Please quit asking us to find your x. She is never coming back. Do not ask y.

24

There should be a dating site for all the single socks in the world...

32

That moment when someone likes an old post of yours, and you're secretly wondering if they are stalking you.

32

If I say I believe in God, no one really cares,

if I say I believe in demons, they put me in a mental hospital.

100

The difference between a lawyer and an alcoholic is that one passed the bar and one didn't.

29

Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

328

I actually outsmarted myself today

11

you should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep others whole.

41

I

refuse

to

become

what

you

call

NORMAL

53

I'm tired of getting fucked in ways that dont't end in an orgasm

56

Don't believe everything you hear
There are always three sides to a story
Yours, theirs & the truth

2

and there were always those nights where she preferred the rain over people. because the rain would remind her of how she should feel and people would remind her of the things she always wanted to forget.

2

It's the story of your life.

Be the author instead of a character.

54

If you didnt see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, dont invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

40

I could be anything you (n)ever wanted and more

14

One person's Angel,
is another's Demon

14

Stop poking my soul!

It might wake up and you could never handle such dark wrath

11

I could make you feel so good, you might go to hell just for letting me

20

Got my mind together just in time to notice my body falling apart

13

I worked so hard on building my highway to hell, please just let me enjoy the ride

13

Misery loves company.

My company, apparently

27

Friction is what keeps us together

13

Calm down gas tank.We're all empty on the inside.

145

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

42

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

233

FEED
YOUR
OWN
EGO
I'M
BUSY

186

we are all moths to the flame for

somebody

84

You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down.

215

Its called "Karma" &
it's pronounced Haha, fuck you!".

32

if you define who you are by wearing certain brands with prominent logos, just remember:

you're most likely buying a product made by extremely impoverished people in other countries, imported cheaply into a low-wage distribution center and then distributed to low-wage retail workers while supporting the spending habits of born-rich, empty people at the top who buy out your government

oh but you're so fancy, aren't you?

19

Wow, that was rather inappropriate.

Let's be friends.

91

It's about who you miss at 2pm in the afternoon when you're busy, not 2am in the morning when you're lonely.

88

Wow, that was rather inappropriate.

Let's be friends.

193

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