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kompliment, dein scheiss charakter sieht man dir gar nicht an.

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Dieser Moment, in dem man eine Abkürzung zur Uni findet, in der man 5 Minuten spart..

Ich hätte also das letzte Semester fast 100h länger schlafen können!!

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gutelaune montag dank alter traditionen in züri. ich leg mich jetzt an die sonne und versuch mir nen sonnenbrand zu holen.

14

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include free trips around the sun.

39

Some dream of success

Others stay awake to achieve it

13

du könntest dich umbringen, indem du auf dein Ego kletterst und auf dein Niveau herabstürzt

48

————————————
nützt einem angeklagten,
wenn er sich eine freisprechanlage anschafft?
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25

Flanell
hemden
träger

7

"Happiness is love. Nothing else.
Who is able to love, is happy. "

- Hermann Hesse

8

Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwair again.

32

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

181

Black.

2

Wasser lässt Gras wachsen, Wein ein gutes Gespräch.

17

you can't photoshop your ugly personality

31

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

259

a pretty face gets old.
a nice body will change.
but a good woman will always be
a good woman.

22

alle kinder essen lasagne, ausser ronny, der mag kein pony

26

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

496

Traue nie den leuchtenden Augen eines Jungen, es könnte die Sonne sein, die durch seinen hohlen Kopf scheint

15

Es kann vorkommen, dass Nachkommen zu früh kommen und wir mit dem Einkommen nicht mehr auskommen.

17

etc.

=

end of
thinking capacity

14

life is like ketchup ...

... either nothing
comes around
or all at once*

173

my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

261

i licked it, so it's mine.

195

STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS!

258

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

628

Earth is full. Go home.

18

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

10

People say that love is in every corner...

Gosh, maybe I am moving in circles...

12

sie zieht mich an, ich zieh sie aus

12

YOU THINK BIG
YOU GET BIG

155

DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

234

more
talent
less
ego

183

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.

187

don't steal.
the government hates competition.

158

WORRYING SOLVES NOTHING

115

I SO CAN'T WAIT TO BE ASHAMED OF WHAT I DO THIS WEEKEND!

91

Our life is a neverending soundtrack written in a dark smoky band room played in a bright and clean strip club.

44

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

62

my sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think i'm stupid.

145

Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime.

99

Fuck this, I'm going to marry someone rich

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