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So I knocked at the HR director's office and asked smiling "trick or treat". She smiled back and I handed over my resignation letter.
She stopped smiling, I didn't.

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I just want to be rich enough to afford a giraffe that nods whenever I say something profound.

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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I really thought you already knew.

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'That's great dear',
is grandma's version of
'Cool story bro'.

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TRUST ME
YOU CAN
DANCE

- Vodka -

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Auto correct can straight go to he'll

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You can kill the dreamer but you can't kill the dream.

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WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PHONES AND STUPID PEOPLE •

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