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You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

281

Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

289

Better grab my dumbrella.

It's really stupid out there today.

294

The most amazing people are the ones that don't speak much, but when they do, they shut up a lot of mouths.

295

If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

311

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

317

i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

264

you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

285

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

326

I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

338

Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

345

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

344

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

312

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

353

we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

356

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

318

I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

359

I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

393

Sometimes I feel useless but then
I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

394

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

398

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

340

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

396

I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

360

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

427

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

427

404: Life not found

439

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

462

My immaturity keeps me young.

470

I just awesomed all over the place.

428

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

566

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

590

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them

56

It hurts, but it's ok...

I'm used to it...

5

Most unexpectedly,

I too started loving the person...

Society taught me to hate...

5

Be with someone who absolutely adores you.

6

I'm very clear about my likes or dislikes.. so don't try hard..

5

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

617

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

562

You are only as good as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you roll with.

524

bad decisions make good stories

423

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

734

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

707

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

The only really dramatic thing about mascara is when it's not water proof.

22

You realize you're getting older when you start using your real age when signing up for website's...

6

Doctor (noun)

Someone who does precision quesswork
based on unreliable
data provided by
those of questionable
knowledge

5

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I stayed home to take
care of it.

20

Cop: I'm writing you a ticket for driving in the car pool lane

Me: You're gonna feel really stupid when you look in my trunk.

7

You are more powerful than you know and they fear the day you discover it.

8

Never nostalgia. Only reality.

11

I like people until they give me reason not to-

Some days they just drop like flies

11

I want to be the level of rich it takes to not be mad at beef jerky prices anymore.

12

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