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Posts Liked by becky26142

My boss doesn't like the nickname I gave him. It's awful to see Princess Dickhead crying.

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I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

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If you walk like a duck and you talk like a duck you're drunk. Ducks don't talk.

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Be careful who you make memories with, those things can last forever.

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apparently, jokingly opening my legs open when the dentist says open wide is frowned upon in this establishment.

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If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

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Here's to the nights that turned into mornings with the friends that turned into family.
Cheers to you.

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