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IDIOTITIS:

A disease which causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands are affected. Might be contagious.

Best defense:
Slap and run!

My brain keeps making appointments that my body cannot keep.

After reading this post you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.

January Proof
February that
March September
April is
May the
June longest
July month
August and
September July
October is
November the
December shortest.

I
DON'T
COME
WITH
DICE
SO DON'T
FKN
PLAY
WITH
ME.

$Hit any key to countinue _ | | | |===( ) ////// | _ | | | | | o o| | | | ( c ) ____ | | | \= / | | \_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | . . . | | __/| - " | | | | | | ___|________|___ | | | |_______________| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .-----------| | | ----- | | - | | ------ | | - | | -- |.__> | | | | | | | |$

$. * _ . . _ . * . * . . ' . - ' ` . . * / / * * . | | * . * \ \ . . * . ' . _' - . _ * . . . * . | ` ` ` | | | |\ |_ \o | / _ / / | \ | \ |$

$That moment when you are on the toilet and figure out that you forgot to take the phone. O nooooooooo | / | |_(__ \ \ ) \ ) ( /_ " " " " " " " "" " " " " "$

$| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_ O _| . | \/ | \/ | _|___ | ___|_ .. --'--/--\--'-- | |$

A
drop
o f rain
fell on the
glass a n d I
thought about
us. Two rain drops
join together on the
glass they become one
and the slide looks like a
meteor between the single
rain drops that look like stars.
And than other rain drops keep
joining and falling in different
directions giving the image
of a clear sky in the night
and me waiting the
shooting star.

$: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : - ' ` - : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : - ' ` : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : - ' / (_M_) \ `: : : : : : : : : : : - ' | | : : : : : : : - . \/ ~V~ \/ ,: : -' . , : : : ` - . . - : : : : : _ , , - : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : _ , -- : : : : : : : #### : #### _ . - - : : : : : : : : : : : : : : #### : #### -- : : : : : : : : ###### : : : #### : #### : : ### : : : ###### : : : #### : #### : : ### : : : ###### : : : #### : ####$

$\ | | | / ( o o ) |~~~ooO~~( _ )~~~~~~~~~| | please!! treat people | | the way u would want | | to be treated by them.| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ooo~~~| | ___ | ___ | | | | | ooO Ooo$

$Once you get in --> __ _______________ \ / ___________ \ \ / / _________ \ \ \ / / / _____ \ \ \ \ / / / / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ bold_/ / / / / \ \ \ \_______/ / / / \ \ \__________/ / / \ \_____________/ / \________________ / Can't get out$

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$O V \ / \ _..._ / . ' ' . / \ L -- -- | Oo~ | -- -- E \ " " ' / \ | \ / <______> <______> \./$

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When
XOXO
is enough
to make
your day
a lot brighter.

Is it bad that my feelings get hurt
so easily?

At the end
of the day,
who's fucking who?

Thanks for the distraction all you Naruto Runners at Area 51! Because of you I got into Area 52 pretty easily and got away with some nifty stuff. unfortunately there were no aliens because Trump had already deported them but I did get this spaceship, a jetpack, unaltered copies of the original Star Wars trilogy, three Beatles albums from a parallel dimension where they never broke up, and a cell phone that never loses signal. I'd like to show it all off to you but I'm off into the universe to start a new civilization somewhere else since this one has gone all to s**t.

If there was no air

we wouldn't be able
to breathe.

Does this day really require pants? I think not.

To judge others is human. To keep your fucking opinion about others to yourself is having class....

Frustrated and bored,
Working all times to stay poor,
A pointless freedom.

In pointless dull tasks,
Dreams of salvation are born,
They die in them too.

No one is going to take care of you.

You have to take care of yourself.

If you can read this, you are too close.

Many people
only dream of angels.

People who have pets are touched by angels
every day.

Helpful tip:

At a restaurant, wash your hands after you order.

The menu is generally the dirtiest thing you can
touch there.

You make me laugh
a little louder,

and smile
a little longer.

it takes more energy to hold on than to let go

If anyone needs me

I'll be
out standing in my field.

LISTEN & SILENT

both use the
exact same
six letters

If I Was A Plastic Surgeon... I Would 100% Put A Squeaky Toy In Every Breast Implant.

T oilets in
d R eams
A re never to be
Peed in

$_ - ` o 0 ` ~ `\ M /` G ! !$

It's neither here nor there.

*Me looking for my sanity*

When
people
let
us
down,

up.
back
us
help
pets
our

What I if told you

you read
the top line wrong.

If a turtle touched an electric fence,

would it be
shell shocked?

Sometimes you
just have to talk to
a 4 year old and
an 84 year old

to understand life.

LAUNDRY

Pre-treat ........ Today
Sort .......... Tomorrow
Wash ................ Later
Dry .................... Soon
Fold ................ Maybe
Iron ............... Get real

That's the way I like my coffe: black as midnight.

__________
| |
| Place |
| stamp |
| here |
|_________|

_______________
| Take a |
| Free smile |
|______________|
| | | | |
| :-) | :-) | :-) | :-) |
|___|___|___|___ |

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is you cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.

Now read only the
third letter of each line
as a sentence.

Tell me
all your
fantasies
and I'll tell you
all my dreams ~
Let's promise
to always meet
right here
somewhere
in-between

Dear colleagues,

I am holding the coffee hostage until someone returns my sandwich.

I am
the product
of the countless
layers
of darkness
I have touched.
I am not darkness
itself.
I am the shadows
that chases the light.
But I am
also the light. *

You are the light
from a thousand stars
covered in the most delicate mortal skin.
How else could you
feel so much
and still
keep
all
that
light
within.

Still
looking
for
the
switch
to
turn
me
off

*. * . * *. * . * .
* .* .*I've got * . faith in the * . * . most * . * . . * *
impossible * *. *
*. dreams * . * .
.* . * . * *. * . * *.

Should I give a fuck?
/
Does it annoy? -> NO -> Does it bring
| happiness?
YES / |
| NO YES
Does it affect <=/ |
only me? YES!
| | Give that fuck!
YES NO /
| | /
Do I give a fuck what / NO!
other people think? / DO
| | / NOT
YES NO YES GIVE
| | / THAT
Am I being an asshole? -> NO -> FUCK!

* •
.* . * •
*. '. .*.
* .She who saves a single soul, saves the universe *
.* ." • *
.* ' * * •"
* ' .* ,' ,• .* .
+ * • * . ,* .
* '.* , * .*. . *
*,' • *•*,' +*. '.

I'm further
than I've
ever
been
from all that
I've ever known
yet it seems
I'm drawing
closer
to a space
to call
my own

•.
•..
•...
•....
•....,
•......
•.....
•.....
•....
•...
•..
•.

people
come back
into your life
and show you
who you no
longer are
or want
to be

b, p, d and q are the same f**king letter and no one talks about it....

me: its starting to piss me off

my brain: everything pisses you off

me: true