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My wife is taking me put to dinner tonight.

Isn't she sweet?!

*bout time!!! (;-))

7

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

478

For
Those
Of
You
Don't
Know me,
Let me
Introduce
Myselves...

9

Wake up and smell the roses. No, it's time time to smell the bourbon.

5

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

16

If you have a headache, do what it says on the bottle--take 2 and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN!

13

I love that stage
in a friendship where you can start insulting them.

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9 months before I was born, I went to this awesome party with my dad, and I left with my mom.

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