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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night & when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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I don't need much but many beers.

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Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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There is no planet "B".

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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

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