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I'm always frank with my sexual partners.
Dont want them knowing my real name.

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$Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!$

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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A bird sitting in a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, its faith is in its own wings not the branch.

Believe in yourself.

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a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

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Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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