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alcohol is really just the liquid version of photoshop.

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I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school and don't do vegetables.

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You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

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It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

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I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

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