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Posts Liked by artresidder

Never tell a girl she looks better with or without makeup, just tell her she looks nice and shut the fuck up.

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Past friendships haunt my phones contact list like ghosts. The names & numbers like epitaphs on gravestones.

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Being a bitch is my specialty just like being fake is yours.

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my biggest fear is probably saying "congratulations" instead of "condolences" at a funeral

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Or how the most shit-stirring, unnecessary drama-causing motherfuckers, are always the ones asking, "Is all this drama really necessary?"

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Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.

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Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

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Seeing a cockroach on your bed isn't the problem, the real problem would be if it disappeared. . . .

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