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Four billion years ago the planet Earth was molten rock. Four years ago boldomatic was born. Thank you all for making this happen.

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B O O B S

The sexual position formally known as 69 is now called 96.
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

No amount of
chanting can
unshrink your
clothes.

There are simpler things in life than find a good woman.

For example nail Wackelpudding to a tree...

Think
less.
Ponder
often.

I imagine from the sky all the roads as tightly pulled fabric strings exploding in all directions in straight lines from our homes to anywhere we want to be.