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A dyslexic man walks into a bra ..

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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

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spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

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I romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast OUR song...

...a 30sec ad video
plays first.

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