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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

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The most obvious solution is to start drinking and dancing.

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Everything happens for a reason!

Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and you make bad decisions.

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Some people just need to chill out...

in a bathtube!

with a toaster!

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This 8yr old boy was screaming at the supermarket cause his mum wouldn't buy him a chocolate bar. So I bought a snickers and ate it in front of him.

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I heard some hipsters drowned.
They must have fallen into the mainstream.

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If something sounds ridiculous, then it's probably a good idea.

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On average
I spend about $80 a year to watch bananas turn brown.

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