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I love this time of the year. You can slam your laptop shut when the girlfriend walks into the room without getting a disgusted look

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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paradise is always a long way from home.

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Make the party worth the hangover

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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So lets find a bar so dark we forget who we are.

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spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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I just read an article on my ipad about the evils and dangers of drinking.
I think I'll stop--reading.

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