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Dear Life

Please stop fucking me in broad daylight.
I would much rather prefer it under the cover of darkness.

yours sincerely
me

173

Work until your idols become your rivals.

298

Remember,

people say 'I love you' in different ways...

'eat something'

'get some sleep'

'have my fries'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

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$(•_•) <) )> When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA$

28

Hey, we never talked in high school!

Lets be Facebook friends so we can once again never talk!

42

If I've ever given you the idea that we're friends, then I'm truly sorry.

10

Quick!
No time to explain...
grab a donkey

134

If i stay in bed i'll be warm

if i get in the shower i'll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

that is not warm

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