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I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

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The Dark Side does NOT have cookies!
But it does have waffles every Tuesday

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if you were a president,
you would be babe-raham lincoln.

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Porn is so unrealistic. I just took a shower with my boyfriend and all he did was stand in the corner shivering for 20 minutes while he handed me a bunch of shampoos.

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I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

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Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password?

Idiot, we're at a funeral!

All in one Word?

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I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

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I used to be the kind of guy mums like.

Somehow I've ended up being the kind of guy that likes mums.

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