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Posts Liked by Afternoonnap

I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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Trying to sleep like;
One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mac Donald had a farm,
HEE MACARENA!!!!

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Karma means i can rest easy at night knowing all the people i treated badly today had it pretty much coming.

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- Spell "me".

- "M-E".

- You forgot the "D".

- There's no "D" in "me"...

- Not yet.

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A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed. She starts crying and says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be sexy and awesome, but it happens ••

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What do I do when I see someone really sexy?

I smile, give a wink, and then I put the mirror down.

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That awkward moment when you forget to turn your sexyness off and wake up covered in bitches.

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