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Posts Liked by AC36

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

214

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

452

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Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

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My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.

237

die with memories,
not dreams.

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