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NSA.

The only part of government that ever listens.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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... "i never got a response from you after sending you an email to be the next of kin to my late client who left a huge deposit in my account without a beneficiary to his will."

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I drink to make other people interesting.

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We live in a world where pizzas arrive faster than police.

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There are an immigrant, a boss and a worker at a table with 12 cookies. The boss takes 11 cookies and says to the worker: "Be careful! the immigrant wants to take your cookie!"

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Last time in the bank I lost my contacts - in retrospect I think I shouldn't yell "No One Moves"

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I used to wonder why my grandparents kept their savings under their bed and wouldn't trust a bank.

THEY went through the FIRST Great Depression!

They remembered who was responsible for it.

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