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That awkward time when you decide to go for a run and your boobs start bouncing up and down...and you're a guy.

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Fatness to Fitness is
...just a question of I

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That moment when you meet someone and you realise you've been waiting your whole life to meet that person.

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I think the next time I get one of those phone sales calls I'm going to interupt and say "Sorry, this is Jake from State Farm, you have a wrong number."

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Is it premarital sex if there is no intention of gettin* married?

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B-beautiful
i -intelligent t-talented
c-charming
h-happily horny

call me a bitch any time.....

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Come on. What guy REALLY buys Playboy for the articles?

3

Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we're getting somwhere.

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When you flirt with the girl sitting next to you at the bar and she does not respond, she probably knows how much money you REALLY make!

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today i was rummaging through my closet when i found currency from a lost civilization...

blockbuster cards.

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If your business card is a label torn from a beer bottle, you're my kind of person!

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I don't have time to worry about who doesn't like me.
I'm too busy loving people who love me.

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Joy is not in things, it is in US!

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If your going claim to be a friend then please do just that.

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Never frown, because you never know who is falling in love with you smile.

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Don't
let your mind bully
your body.

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LISTEN HERE MISTER, SORRY IF I CAME OFF STRONG. I WAS WRONG. HOPE YOU NOW SEE THE BETTER ME.

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Difference between others' opinions and pizza--I LIKE PIZZA!

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Everything you're afraid to say, don't be afraid to say no more, just let them a-holes talk

And eat their fuckin' faces off!

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Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits, it's hard out here for a bitch

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Happiness is when you give away happiness.

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Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

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The hands of friendship have no color.

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the grass is definitely greener on the other side!

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does a hobbit with a bad habit have a bad hobbit habit or bad habit hobbit or a headache thinking about it

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Those who do not believe in magic will never find it

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When two butterflies fall in love, do they feel us in there stomach

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I try to talk to you, but it's like you don't even notice me, no matter how much I cry or tell you I love you.

Then I realised, that's because you're a character in a TV series.

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I
will survive

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of all the things i have lost in life, i miss my mind the most.

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"what would jesus do" is not a fair question considering he has superpowers.

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There are people that really like ceilings, like in a beautiful church or a museum.
I guess you could call them "ceiling fans".

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i was in the lift with this guy who had a awesome mustache. so me being me i said "sir, i mustache you a question" his reply was "shave it for later" smiled and gave me his number.

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i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

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I want to be the hero of my own story.

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I want to be the hero of my own story.

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I HOPE YOU FIND THE WAY BACK.

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I know guys whos' brain waves are not excactly tsunamis

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Here's to the nights that turned into mornings with the friends that turned into family.
Cheers to you.

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Whatever happens in Vegas never happens to me.

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Size Does Matter.

The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.

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$Every fracture, every splinter, every piece of you; is love. I wouldn't discard or disregard, any part of you... • apa$

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The right people
will help you see yourself, find yourself, love yourself, and save yourself, with little effort, and infinite love.

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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Sun slips through my cold hands

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I need a glass of wine.
Or a bottle.
Or a winery in Italy.

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Life is what happens to you when your internet data pack expires.

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I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument.

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The oceans are the heartbeat of the world.

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