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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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Today a hot girl winked at me

With both eyes,
at the same time

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I was gonna make a gay joke

Butt fuck it

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I wonder if turtles ever shit and stick their heads out of their shell in sync to make other turtles laugh?

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We all have a friend who always thinks of everything in a dirty way.

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yesterday you said tomorrow

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That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat" and you stand there like (-_-)

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"Two wrongs don't make a right."

Then why do two negatives make a positive?

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