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HERE'S TO THE GIRLS who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather wear sweatpants instead of skinny jeans. Who don't get all the guys. Who aren't "popular" but feel like it, when they're with friends. Here's to the girls LIKE ME!

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Fun prank: Invite your girlfriend to dinner and while she's waiting for you have sex with her sister.

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teacher: "and for the next lesson you do number 4-12 in your book"

students: "but it's halloween..!!"

teacher: "oh I'm sorry you're right; no homework for next lesson"

{and that's just a dream...}

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This
halloween
I shall be communicating with the spirits..
and the liquors •

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I DON'T WANT TO BE OLD AND SLEEP ALONE. AN EMPTY HOUSE IS NOT A HOME.

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I love Halloween..
you get free candies without having to get into anyone's van •

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Some music wakes up my inner stripper •

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shit just keeps getting weird

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