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Dear People of the World,

I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.

Sincerly,
Grammar

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Wolke 7? Nee lass mal, Höhenangst und soo...

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"Are you single?"

"No I'm in a long-distance relationship."

"And where does your boyfriend live?"

"In the future."

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If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters!
Stay cool.

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Man fragt nicht:
"Bist du dumm?" Sondern:

"Hast du einen limitierten Erkenntnishorizont bezüglich der objektiven Realität?"

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Zombies eat brains. You're safe...

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.

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$Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.$

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