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you could be happy.
i hope you are.

29

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

250

Tips for running faster:

1.) hot person in front
of you
2.) creepy guy behind
you

29

the most wonderful sentence is

"but, i love you"

the most painful sentence is

"i love you, but"

59

Optimist:
Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's more of a cha-cha.

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People don't want to hear about your diet.

Just eat your lettuce, and be sad.

196

You're not fat! C'mon, chin up.

No, the other one...

195

Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

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