yoel86's Posts

if you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. that way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

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Its called "Karma" &
it's pronounced Haha, fuck you!".

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Single doesn't always mean lonely and relationship doesn't always mean happy.

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If you can't convince them,

confuse them.

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maybe you want a fuckboy but let me tell you... I am lover.

maybe you want a fuckboy but let me tell you... I am lover.

Don't bother,
I won't
die of deception.

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Eres la crema para mis flautas.

i just wanted
to hear your
voice.

even just for
a minute.

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...a few ways to hurt me, but if you don't notice... maybe I will kill you slowly, and you will not notice either.

I am going to
believe that
we are better
than that.

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Mexico, Mexico

Sometimes,
words are
completely
inadequate.

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if you cannot be a poet,
be the poem

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FILOSOFÍA

¿Qué es nada?

La Nada es la ausencia de Todo...

¿Qué es todo?

Todo es... con cebolla, cilantro, salsa y limón.

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Kill one man, and you are a murderer, kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror, kill them all, and you are a God.

Jean Rostand

Hazlo, también lo quiero. No tardes tanto, pero sin prisa...

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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But we're all scared to say the things that are worth saying.

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Working.
Waiting.
Wishing.

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Sometimes you miss the moments not the people

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I never tought feel this for you... so, why I still here?

Para curar un amor Platónico... Una follada Homérica.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics...

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

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My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

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Some mistakes are too much fun, to only make once.

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mess up my bed with me.

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there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

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she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

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Wrong decisions sometimes lead to delicious mistakes.

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Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

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I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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Ask yourself if
what you are
doing today is
getting you closer to where
you want to be
tomorrow.

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Your body is what makes you sexy.

Your smile is what makes you pretty.

But your personality is what makes you beautiful.

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Love is for lovers.
Beer is for drinkers.
I love beer.
Date me.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

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Keep on dreaming, even if it breaks your heart.

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don't be sad, you are important for someone, not for me, but for someone...

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I have not the fault of your ugliness

Si no te gusta como pienso... piensa que siempre hay alguien a quien no le importa lo que pienses.

Yes, I'm weird, but you gonna love this weirdness.

I'll spend the evening doing yoga. The pose is called "ass-on-couch."

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One universal truth...the human stupidity exists

If you judge my way, I lend you my shoes

You can kill the dreamer but you can't kill the dream.

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There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you.

And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word.

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i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag

i'm not
anti-social.

i'm
anti-stupid.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

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Mexico, Mexico