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destroy what destroys you

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I am not perfect

I'm limited edition

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remember,
today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

a small chat with siri:
-how can I help you with?
+what's the meaning of life?
-all evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

#siri

i'm not saying i'm batman

i'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and batman in a room together

#batman

don't be racist

hate everyone

yesterday
is history,

tomorrow's
a mystery

"Are you single?"

"No, I'm plural."

"No, I meant are you free this Friday?"

"No, I'm expensive."

Einstein: Genius mind.
Galileo: Great mind.
Newton: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: NEVERMIND.

lol = Drowning Man.

*lol* = Drowning Cheerleader.

reposted by SoftballLover

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I thought voldemort was ugly,
But then I saw you.

give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt

#chocolate

dear stress,
let's break up

#stress

If you fall, I'll be there.
-floor

(M)ental
(A)buse
(T)o
(H)umans

#math

Live local, think global.

$Spongebob | ( • )( • ) | Patrick / ( • )( • ) \ Squidward ( (•)(•) ) Plankton | (•) | Mr. Krabs |•||•|$

#spongebob

(B)uilt
(O)n
(S)elf
(S)uccess

#boss

if you can't change the world, change your world

#world

brains are great, I wish everybody had one

so much ambition but no motivation

dreams: reality's cruel joke

#dreams, #reality

even stars can't shine without darkness

#stars