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Things dads say when their kids wake up late:

“Morning sunshine!”
“Glad you decided to join us.”
“Well look who slept in.”
“Good afternoon!”
“Up and at ‘em!”
“Well if it isn’t sleeping beauty.”
“It’s ALIVE.”

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Things dads call their daughter’s boyfriend [instead of their actual name]:

Bucko
Pal
Bub
You
Chief
Young Man
Bud
Guy
Slick

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If you don’t use one of these to initiate leaving somewhere, are you even a dad?

“Let’s hit it.”
“Ready to rock and roll?”
“Shall we?”
“Let’s skidaddle.”
“Ready Freddy?”
“Let’s blow this popsicle stand.”
“Saddle up.”
“Let’s get this show on the road.”

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Maybe in 25 years...

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OMG! I'm actually stealing some of these ideas for the next baby shower I have to plan!

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OMG HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?

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