wizlosophy's Posts

comunque
è il primo inverno
che arrivo
a marzo con
zero raffreddore
zero mal di gola
zero tosse
cioè niente di niente... sanissimo!

tranne mentalmente.

meglio non lasciarsi ingannare dalla nostalgia di quel
che "poteva essere".

non poteva essere nient'altro, altrimenti lo sarebbe stato.

E LE TAZZINE IGIENIZZATELE!

leggete la frase al contrario...

ma vi immaginate
che mondo sarebbe
se l'imbecillità rendesse sterili...

vi siete mai resi conto di come le persone sembrino tutte psicologicamente stabili, fino a quando non le conosci.

Pazzesco.

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Pardonne mes lèvres, elles trouvent du plaisir dans les endroits les plus inattendus...

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i vostri alberi di Natale sembrano addobbati dai Casamonica.

E quando meno
te lo aspetti,
succede una cosa bellissima.

Ad un'altra persona.
Dall'altra parte del mondo.

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Cosa diresti al te stesso di dieci anni fa?

BORN TO KILL tatuato sulla spalla...

poi la mattina in bagno con la stufetta.

stargater and guggigirl like this

Per certi versi, per altri bevi.

CurrentNobody likes this

A 17 anni, Harry Potter aveva già sconfitto Voldemort e salvato il mondo e io invece non so neanche cosa farò stasera.

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mi sono svegliato pensando che avrebbe più senso che in un anno ci fossero 13 mesi. 365 : 13 = 28.
Quindi ogni mese avrebbe 4 settimane esatte.

uno terapista all'ascolto?

Quante cose belle dovremmo dirci.
E invece ce le scriviamo.

- scusi,
per la felicità?

- beva.

CurrentNobody likes this

ci sono persone con cui perdi tempo e persone con cui perdi il senso del tempo.
basta scegliere.

#tempo

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Le persone non hanno la benché minima idea di cosa significhi fare cose spettacolari, tendenti all'indimenticabile.

Ecco perché deludono.

#delusione

stargater and CurrentNobody like this

Ce la fai sempre, anche quando non ce la fai più.

CurrentNobody likes this

after all this time?

#time, #regrets, #memories

CurrentNobody likes this

Essere tripolare è orribile. È bellissimo, credo.

#tripolare

stargater likes this

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus

#donot, #disturb, #sleepy, #dragon

should we drink wine tonight?

A) YES
B) A
C) B

#drink, #wine, #yes

shankarrkn, locupleto, prubton, correa, karlokoenig, ChrisRota, -Juliane- and jaybyrd like this

reposted by swatchUSA and karlokoenig

Soffro di disturbo di personalità.

No, non è vero.

Forse.

today i learned the average person has 8 different sexual partners in their lifetime.

today i also learned that i'm a whore.

#average, #sex, #lifetime, #learning, #whore

shankarrkn, EitherChaff084, stargater and janem803 like this

ENJOY
YOUR
LI E
F

Reposted from sarcaSM

if i am silent it's because there's thunder inside me. or i'm just chillin, it depends. may the odds be ever in your favour.

Reposted from jaybyrd

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there are TWO kind of people in the world:

1. people who understand and appreciate sarcasm

2. IDIOTS

#kind, #people, #sarcasm, #idiots

shankarrkn, janem803, purplechill and jussayin like this

In a relationship, you need somebody whos going to call you out, not somebody whos going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesnt want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.

#relationship, #need, #two, #independent, #stronger

janem803 likes this

it's easy to be in love with someone who is absent

#absent, #love

key, shankarrkn, emiledi77 and stargater like this

Dear liver, this month will be rough.
Stay strong.

#sarcasm, #christmas, #holidays

-Juliane-, emiledi77 and EasierSaid246 like this

you and me... what do you think about it?

too much crowded.

#sarcasm, #you, #me, #noway

shankarrkn and emiledi77 like this

I don't
make fall in love, I create dependence.

#love, #dependence

emiledi77 and aehmpaeh like this

that one crush that will never completely go away.

#crush, #endless, #love

eulekauzig, krithikha, janem803, CleoBe, phuamaxx, emiledi77 and swatchUSA like this

reposted by swatchUSA

being masc is like being famous, if you constantly have to tell people you're famous, you probably aren't.

#lie, #gay, #masculinity, #funny, #ridiculous

emiledi77 likes this

David is not died. They are just came to take him back.

#david, #bowie, #davidbowie, #rip

PenSword72, hensch and guggigirl like this

love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.*

(*classy post series)

#love, #fart, #classy

janem803, EasierSaid246, jodib and PenSword72 like this

I think, as you grow older, your Christmas list become shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.

#growing, #older, #christmas, #list, #shorter, #things, #present

-Juliane-, janem803, jodib and guggigirl like this

where did you
find that?
(HAPPINESS)
I've been searching for it everywhere...

I created it by myself.

#searching, #happiness, #create, #myself

janem803 and hensch like this

I'm graduated in "Pretend I Didn't Took it Badly"

#graduated, #pretend, #badly

life is hard. it's harder if you're stupid.

#life, #hard, #harder, #stupid

janem803, Lautdenker., phuamaxx, PenSword72, creatorbeats, stargater, hensch and guggigirl like this

reposted by stargater

some people are like clouds. when they disapper, it's a brighter day.

#people, #clouds, #disappearing, #brighter, #day

eulekauzig, janem803, phuamaxx, Fionacatherine, MyM and stargater like this

reposted by stargater

wish u weren't here.

#wishing, #wish, #hate, #love

A
BUKKAKE
RUINED MY CARPET

#bukkake, #carpet, #sarcasm

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I was looking back to see
if you were looking back
at me to see me looking back at you...

#looking, #back, #you, #flirting, #romance, #glances

janem803, mzh and guggigirl like this

I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat.

#trickortreat

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can't dance? spell your name in the air with your bum.

boom. next problem?

Reposted from jaybyrd

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i got so drunk last night i walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest.

Reposted from jaybyrd

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i hate it when people try to make small talk on the lift, "nice weather", "how are you today", "where's your pants"

Reposted from jaybyrd

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i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

Reposted from jaybyrd

#bumper, #honk, #sexy

janem803 and jaybyrd like this

remember when I asked for your opinion? yeah, me neither.

#useless, #opinion, #sarcasm

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One in every 4 man is gay.
So there must be one in our group of friends...

...I hope it's Dilan, he's really cute...

Reposted from BJcore

#gay, #friends, #cuteness, #silly

janem803, Lautdenker., SimonLauper and guggigirl like this

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

Reposted from Blitzkrieg

#candycrush, #invite, #murder

SimonLauper likes this

oups!
I can explains...

ok, no...
I can't.

#fetish, #embarassing, #explanations

janem803 and SimonLauper like this

Too dumb for science?
Try religion.

Reposted from satan

#dumb, #religion, #religiolous

PenSword72 and SimonLauper like this

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

Reposted from satan

#clouds, #wonder, #idiot, #shape

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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Reposted from satan

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everyone seems normal...

until you get to know them.

#everyone, #normal, #knowing, #disappointment

janem803 likes this

If you ever feel powerless, remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a whole restaurant.

Reposted from BJcore

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In another universe we're at the beach.

Reposted from bold

First dates are full of promise...

Like how he'll promise anything to get you into bed.

Reposted from Autumnsunshine

sometimes all you need is 1 million dollar and a new identity.

Reposted from eliane

You know you're fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day..

Reposted from j.u.a.n.a

PenSword72 likes this

A penny
for your thoughts,
5 bucks if they are dirty.

Reposted from MMD

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Is "Fuck you" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

Reposted from sklared4life

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Of all the things that I've lost,
I miss my potential the most.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

Reposted from Mr_Kirkwood

Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'

Reposted from anonymous

so
many
thoughts
yet
so little words

Autumnsunshine, aehmpaeh and Babs_77 like this

AIN'T
NOBODY'S
BUSINESS

facts are the enemy of truth.

SimonLauper, aehmpaeh and makalapua like this

nothing
ever happens
like you
imagine
it will.

Autumnsunshine, _Nathalie_, kj55 and jinfizzz like this

those
who are HEARTLESS once cared too much.

Lautdenker., _Nathalie_, jinfizzz, mazzzz1 and kj55 like this

we are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

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HAPPINESS:

a temporary abatement of symptoms.

SimonLauper, aehmpaeh, _Nathalie_, jinfizzz, kj55 and mazzzz1 like this

who are you when no one's watching?

eulekauzig, prubton, Convo_Ray, aguiladescalza, lilresty, _Nathalie_, jinfizzz, VonJanzen, kj55, mazzzz1 and 1 other like this

a tiger don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.

kj55, guggigirl and mazzzz1 like this

I watched my first porno the other day...

I looked so younger back then!

_Nathalie_, kj55 and GaylrdSprFckr like this

sarcasm makes
the heart grow fonder.

Lirpae.., VonJanzen, sarcaSM, kj55 and jinfizzz like this

we meet our destiny on the road we take
to avoid it.

kj55 and guggigirl like this

WE
CRAVE WHAT
WE
CAN'T
HAVE

_Nathalie_, hemko, VonJanzen and kj55 like this

forever is unreal.

eulekauzig, Convo_Ray, aehmpaeh, bold, mazzzz1, sarcaSM, kj55, Luenchen, guggigirl and jinfizzz like this

reposted by guggigirl and sarcaSM

just sprayed a fly with a fly repellent.

now she'll never have any friends.

kj55 likes this

dear, you need to cheer up..

...and you need to piss off!

Lautdenker., prubton, aehmpaeh, kj55 and GaylrdSprFckr like this

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.

.Robin Tyler

jinfizzz likes this

In the evidence of its brilliance

sarcaSM likes this

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Lirpae.., jinfizzz, hemko and wizlosophy like this

Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

eulekauzig, Convo_Ray, Blitzkrieg, Sven, samsamsam, kj55, aguiladescalza, jinfizzz, mayabzbz, GaylrdSprFckr and 3 others like this

reposted by sarcaSM and pecegigios

come to the dark side... we have cookies!

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