whoopi's Posts

Your
hugs
are
my
favourite •

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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It`s not drinking on the job if you weren`t planning to do any work.

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Alarm clocks..
because every morning should begin with a heart attack •

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Just because you have an ass,

doesn't mean you have to be one

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This guy was yelling Help! Shark! Help! And I just laughed because I knew the shark wouldn't help him

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